Spoiled Worthless

Every animal at my house is basically weirder than any other animal anyone else has. For whatever reason, the gods have decided to bless us with the cream of the crop.

Oh, Alice.

Alice is my 3 year old Border Collie. She is my baby and gets smooches and cuddles on a daily basis. And she is spoiled NOT rotten, but spoiled worthless. Alice came to me from Minnesota when a family member decided a puppy was not for them. She is a high dollar dog and registered and part of the American Border Collie Association, so naturally; we got her spayed. She is weird, but as you have figured out, most things at our house are. She is the highest energy Border Collie I have ever come across and she is quite possibly the cutest Border Collie I have ever seen/ She has some attributes, here are some things Alice is really good at:

Standing in the gate
Watching TV (yeah, you read that right)
Sleeping in the bed
Herding chickens
Biting sheep in the face
Farting and clearing the room
Being in the way
Cuddling
Being in the way some more
Randomly attacking the cat
Barking at absolutely nothing in the middle of the night
Chasing water through the hose
Chasing motor vehicle tracks
Yipping when she wants in the house
Chasing the laser pointer that the cat ignores

Meg, Meg, Meg

Meg is Kip's 8 year old Red Setter here are some of her accolades:

Also barking at nothing in the middle of the night
Also farting
Chasing rabbits
Running to nowhere
Jumping on the couch when she is muddy
(She actually is a good bird dog)
Eating treats
Constantly wanting treats
Scratching at the door incessantly when she wants in
Making 78 trips in and out of the house per day
Having dog dreams (loudly)

Same 'ol Sam 'ol

Sam is a 6 year old Great Pyrenees, he just came to us a couple months ago from another home. We thought he might make a good guard dog for our sheep. Here is his resume':

Laying in the middle of the road
Laying in the ditch
Guarding the house
Guarding the other dogs
Ignoring sheep
Following the tractor
Great at asking for belly rubs
Sleeping in the flower bed

Jayme and Kip aka Cesar Millan